Adventures of a Middle-Aged Drama Queen: How To Avoid the Swine Flu

CDC Warning: ***DO NOT DO THIS!!!***

I know the flu virus out there is serious but I couldn’t resist this one...with thanks to my friend, Dwayne...

The Bucket List

Do you have a Life List?

I do...some are done; some are in the process of getting done; and some are yet to do...

Some may never be...

but it's fun to dream!

1. Throw 100 parties (in process)

2. Run a half-marathon (Oct 2014)

3. Master water skiing

4. Learn how to sail

5. Learn how to make a great martini without looking at a recipe (Done! 2010)

6. Cruise around the world

7. Take a cooking class (Done! 2011)

8. Eat a truffle (the mushroom, not the dessert)

9. Attend the taping of a live TV show

10. Get a piece of freelance writing published (Done! 2013)

11. Visit every state in the U.S. (In process)

12. Take up kayaking (Done! June 2010)

13. Give up red meat (In process)

14. Fly in a hot-air balloon

15. Eat dinner by myself in a decent restaurant, without a book (Done! Sept 2010)

16. Own a ferret (won't happen as long as my Hubby is alive)

17. Take part in a giant, group dance, such as a flash-mob

18. Go on a safari in Africa

19. Go to the Super Bowl

20. Visit a castle in England (Summer 2015)

21. Go on a mini-road trip by myself (Done! Sept 2010)

22. Get acupuncture

23. Go to the top of the Eifel Tower (Summer 2015)

24. Have a margarita in Key West (Done! Oct 2010)

25. Re-try 10 foods I've always believed I disliked (in process)

26. Go to an Auburn football game (Done! Dec 2013)

27. Visit all Seven Wonders of the World

28. Attend a live taping of a Food Network Challenge

29. Visit Russia

30. Sit in the front row of a concert (Done! Alan Jackson)

31. Play paintball

32. Read all of Hemingway’s novels

33. Have a grandchild

34. Do at least one charitable thing a month (In process)

35. Catch up on my scrapbooking

36. Laugh every day (In process)

37. Feed the sharks

38. Go to the Country Music Associate Awards show

39. Pay off all debt (Done! Thanks to Dave Ramsey!)

40. Learn to play tennis (Done! Sept 2010)

41. Read the top 100 novels of all time (In process)

42. See a glacier in Antarctica

43. Read the Bible from cover-to-cover (In process)

44. Visit the Holy Land

45. Go deep sea fishing (Done! Hawaii 2008)

46. Celebrate the New Year in NYC in Times Square

47. Go to a Broadway play in NYC (Done! 2013)

48. See the Great Wall of China

49. Hike thru a tropical rain forest (Done! El Yunque - Puerto Rico 2004)

50. Canoe through the Amazon

51. Go parasailing (Done! Jamaica 2010)

52. Go to the Indianapolis 500

53. Swim with the dolphins (Done! Orlando 2005)

54. Go white water rafting (Done! Colorado 2001)

55. Swim with bioluminescent plankton (Done! Jamaica 2009)

56. Write a million dollar check for charity

57. Create a website (Does a blog count? 2008)

58. See the Top 100 films of all time (In process)

59. Watch my child graduate from college (Done! 2012)

60. Learn martial arts (Done! 2008-2009)

61. Learn to drive a motorcycle

62. Learn to belly dance

63. Eat completely organic (in process)

64. Learn to surf (Drat…had a chance & blew it.)

65. Find my true love (Done! 1998)

Friday, May 1, 2009

How To Avoid the Swine Flu

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