Do you all have brown la gooses living in your home?
Yes, you read that right....brown la gooses...
Haven't heard of those?
Well, daughter came home this morning from a sleepover and asked me, in all seriousness, if we had brown la gooses living in our house.
"What?" I asked, sure I had misheard her.
"Brown la gooses", she repeated.
"What do you mean, a 'brown la goose'?" I asked again....
She answered, "You know - a brown la goose spider. Mandy told me that brown la goose spiders will get in your shoes and bite you and kill you."
It took a second - remember, I'm on MAJOR sinus infection drugs - but then it hit me.....
a brown RECLUSE spider....
Bwahahahahaha.....
I had to reassure my daughter that as long as she kept her room clean, there was no chance of brown la gooses living in her room. And then I quietly went into my bathroom where I shut the door and laughed so hard it hurt my face.
Peace.
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