Oh, the things we learn from our children...
...this morning, Dear Daughter woke up with a very noticeable bloodshot eye...
...I, being the good and kind and concerned Mom, ask, "What have you done to your eye? Did you scratch it?"
...Daughter replies, "No....why?"
...I answer, "Because it's all red."
...She says, "Well...I DID look directly at the lightning bolts last night during the thunderstorm....I think that caused it. I tried not to, but I couldn't help it."
Huh. Who knew?