Monday, November 30, 2009

Public Enemy #1

So, today's the last day of NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month), in which the goal was to post every single day for the month of November. 30 posts in 30 days. I could have taken the easy way out and posted a quick, "Ha - did it. Done. I win." post and let it go - but I won't.

No - today I'm going to get all deep and philosophical and esoteric and all that stuff. So, if you want to tune out right now, I understand. Some people just can't handle deep and philosophical and esoteric on a Monday morning. I don't blame you. You can leave. Now.

For those of you still here, today's topic is all about what I consider the WORST, most EVIL, most HORRIBLE enemy of women ever created:


I hate gravity.

I hopped out of the shower this morning - faced with a huge mirror - and I saw the effects of gravity. And it was VERY, VERY scary.

And I've decided that I don't like gravity at all. Nope - not at all.

That's all. That's the end of my deep & philosophical rant today. Not much more to say about it, is there? Unless someone knows a way to counter effect it - if you do, please, let me know. Please. Soon.




lacochran said...

Gravity? Good for the bones. Small consolation, I know.

And WOOT! Congrats on your NaBloPoMocity! You rock!

lacochran said...

Not sure if my comment went through so this may be a repeat. (Sorry!)

Gravity? Good for the bones. Not much consolation, is it?

And WOOT! Congrats on your NaBloPoMoicity! You rock!

Noelle said...

yeah, and once again, it's not fair. gravity works against us...and for men. think about it...

Drama Queen said...

OMG - Noelle - that cracked me up. I hadn't thought of it THAT way! :)

LA - bones, schmoes. No one sees my bones. All they see are the wrinkles and sags...and my girls heading so far south they might as well be cavorting with penguins. :)

And thanks - did you do it? 30 Posts in 30 days? I knew you were trying....and I hope you're doing okay. I've been thinking of you....

Aunt Juicebox said...

Never ever look at yourself in the mirror unless you are lying down.

Deidra said...

I'm so glad I didn't leave when you gave that warning! Great Monday morning post! As for the gravity? I have no advice on that one...